The current debate over stem cell research has caused many people to think hard about their beliefs concerning embryos. Some who are opposed to abortion are realizing that allowing frozen embryos to be used for research instead of being destroyed is in the greater good. Others are now realizing that those frozen embryos should be saved from destruction and adopted by others.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Plan to Fight Stem Cell Research
The current debate over stem cell research has caused many people to think hard about their beliefs concerning embryos. Some who are opposed to abortion are realizing that allowing frozen embryos to be used for research instead of being destroyed is in the greater good. Others are now realizing that those frozen embryos should be saved from destruction and adopted by others.
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Painlock
Opening on scenery with plants in the background, and sounds of birds. (Shot of hemlock if possible)
Nurse walks in.
Nurse: These days, people are looking for natural health care remedies. Natural diet aids, natural cold and flu releaf, even natural childbirth are very popular.
Switch to clinical environment, with pills on a table.
Nurse: Addiction to pain medicine is one reason people sometimes avoid prescription drugs. But many people find their pain does not respond to natural methods such as acupuncture. Instead of looking to ancient Chinese medicine, Painlock looks to ancient Greece to find a truely natural solution to pain.
Pan to patient strapped to a gurney.
Patient: Oh, the pain.
Nurse: Watch as Painlock solves this patients pain better than any modern drug. And with no chance of addiction.
Nurse puts pill in patients mouth, and forces him to swallow as if he were a dog.
Patient convulses violently against his straps, then stops and foams at the mouth.
Nurse: And the pain is gone.
Fade to nature scene. Display the following captions:
Painlock - stops your worst pains.
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.
Side effects may include foaming at the mouth, martyrdom, and death.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Could This Be Real?
I recently received the following email. Could this be for real?
Tim Jones
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
A New Category of Software
Computer users are learning a virtual taxonomy of types of “bad” software. Viruses, worms, Trojan horses, adware and spyware are all becoming part of the regular vocabulary of computer users. Microsoft is now making a tool to detect and remove what it collectively calls “malware”. And Congress is even now trying to define exactly what “spyware” means in order to make it illegal.
Some types of spyware are obvious to everyone. When a program watches which web pages a user reads, and reports it as marketing research, almost everyone agrees it’s wrong. This type of spyware invades our privacy, often without our permission. And even when it gets our permission, it does so in the fine print of the License Agreement for other software.
Weatherbug is installed with software like AOL Instant Messenger. It displays current weather conditions and sends severe weather alerts. The only information about the user it displays is the user’s location, and even that is selected by the user. And the weather information is often the same that is displayed by web pages like Yahoo. So why do many people call it spyware?
The problem with programs like Weatherbug is they add more memory consumption, slowing your computer. And they do it without being asked, since they are installed with some other program you need. They can be uninstalled by a knowledgeable user, so they are extra work for an IT department to remove. Since they arrive secretly, and suck the speed from your computer, I have taken to calling them “vampire ware”.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
The Real Solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Problem
Recently, it has been suggested that maybe some one from the private sector could provide the expertise that could make the difference. And, in fact, such a person might be ready to step up to the plate. Michael Eisner has announced that once he steps down from Disney, he will devote himself full time to helping the Israeli government resolve the issues peacefully.
“Many aspects of my experience at Disney will translate beautifully to keeping peace in the Middle East”, Mr. Eisner said at a press conference. “This will give me unprecedented access to leaders on both sides to show them how to coexist peacefully.”
Why I'm Here - A Warning
So expect the worst from this blog. I'm sure it will include grandstanding, vanity writing, fatuous statements, and everything else you expect from a blog. I also expect to randomly offend people, which is why I'm writing from an alias. I have also used this alias in computer games, but I doubt any of my fellow players will find this.
Let's be straight, the odds are no one will read this anyway. This first entry is nothing more than my silly egotistical dream that someone will find this blog and find it amusing. And of course they will offer me a high paying job, so I won't even have to go to law school at all. (Why dream small?)
But now you've been warned, so I'm off the hook. Let the inane postings begin.