Corporate Zombies - the first additions

In the opening, lets change the email to be from a coworker:

Hey Bob,

I hear your class today is going to be a bunch of corporate zombies. Hopefully they are not as bad as these nerds:

[link where a group of old-school IBM looking people sing a corporate song]

Tom

I need to write a few lines of a corporate song that they can be singing. The singers in the video will be dressed like the zombies, only the white shirts and ties will look normal, and no zombie makeup. The same shirts will be used ripped up for the zombies.

And, to top it off, the zombies will be doing a "zombie hum" of the same song as they enter the classroom to sit down. And it will even be the same actors as the video, only in zombie makeup this time.

Now I need to listen to some Jonathan Coulton to get inspired for the corporate song. Wish me luck.